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Anne Heche Is At The Door And She Won't Leave

from TIBU E​.​P. by Scott Gesser

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I moved into a brand new condo in the sticks
And for the most part I'm enjoying my new digs
A heated pool, an laundry room and competitive rates to match
I figured there just has to be a catch
Not one week later, walking through the parking lot
I finally noticed that there was a caveat
I saw my neighbor from a couple buildings down
Since then that crazy blonde's been chasing me all over town

Now I'm stuck in a crisis and I don't know what it's about
And I'm sensing the madness and I've kind of been freaking out
And I'm feeling so sick inside and I'm wanting to heave
'Cause Anne Heche is at the door and she won't leave
Come on

I tried to trick her away by turning off the lights
She just kept babbling about Six Days, Seven Nights
She regales me with tales about Ellen
And now I'm so distraught
I don't care if she's a lesbian or not

I've installed four new padlocks
And I've screened my incoming calls
And I'm hoping I can't catch insanity through the walls
And I can't help but wonder what she's got up her sleeve
'Cause Anne Heche is at the door and she won't leave
Let's go

Holing up in the basement and I feel like an idiot
'Cause she's trying to get me to join her on the mothership
And I'm so overwhelmed no and I need some room to breathe
'Cause Anne Heche is at the door and she won't leave
Oh, everyday is a nightmare, every night my confusion grows
'Cause she reenacts moments from Psycho and Augie Rose
And I'm tempted to tie her up and ship her to Tel Aviv
'Cause Anne Heche is at the door and she won't leave

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from TIBU E​.​P., released August 19, 2008

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