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I have a plan to take over the world
And I need you as my backup
We should probably hire some henchmen
We’ll rendezvous to go over the details
And while we’re out we might as well
Get some personalized attention
You know the meeting location
The teppanyaki station at Benihana

Within mere days, they’ll all be under my thumb
The law will be no match for us
I’m totally sure of that
No man alive can undermine my scheming
Oh wait a second, the chef’s about to
Flip a shrimp tail in his hat
Little onion volcano
How can I say no to Benihana?

The globe will crumble, democracy will stumble
And while I share the how and where
I’ll quell my stomach rumble
They’ll take the hint
But they won’t know where to sprint, now
And on my way into doomsday
A complimentary mint from Benihana

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from All The Good Album Titles Were Taken, released March 6, 2020

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Scott Gesser Phoenix, Arizona

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