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Black Leather Couch

from Medium Pimpin' by Scott Gesser

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Baby, you're such a sweet fine thing
And there's nothing I want more than to treat you right
So why don't you take the bus on over to my place
And when I get you alone, we'll be makin' love all night
Baby, I know that you've got big dreams
Like makin' lots of money and getting notoriety too
And I'm the man who's gonna make those dreams come true
But if you want that kind of future
There's only one thing you can do

Get on my black leather couch and take off your blouse
'Cause a fluorescent-lit conference room
Is way more sexy than a house
Hop on that black leather couch and drop your jeans to the floor
And whatever you do
Don't think about how many people have fucked here before

Aw, baby, I'm ready for you right now
And I've got these video cameras set up every which where
'Cause there's nothing more important
In achieving your life goals
Than a money shot of my semen as it lands in your hair

Right on my black leather couch, from the moment I spied you
I didn't care what's on your surface
I want the whore that's inside you
On my black leather couch, now girl, you're gonna be famous
Provided you can fit this baseball bat in your anus

There's nothing in the world that's going to help your ambition
Like getting plowed for money under the guise of an audition
And as soon as this goes viral
Fame and fortune will be coming your way
Just don't ask me for a 401K

Baby, I need you to concentrate
You see, licking my taint
Is what's going to get you your big break
And then I'll call in my slutty friend Marie
And don't worry when she squirts on you
Because the leather's mostly fake

Here on my black leather couch
Please look deep in my eyes
If the angle doesn't work it might take a couple dozen tries
And I hope that you're proud of this prospect to screw
'Cause I would literally bang anyone
But I'm here banging you
Upon that black leather couch I'm gonna drown you in lube
Then I'll hand you fifty bucks
And post this thing up on PornTube
On my black leather couch we're having hot, nasty sex
Now on your way out, please send in whoever's next
On my black leather couch

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from Medium Pimpin', released September 22, 2015

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