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There’s nothing better than waking up to the one you love
There’s nothing better than seeing them smiling back at you
Nothing comes close to the feeling you get
When you’re with the greatest person that you’ve ever met
Yeah, and for most of my life I thought that that was true

But then I had a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell
It’s like a regular taco but with a Dorito shell
And from the moment I ate it, I was converted for life
And now I want to make Doritos Locos Tacos my wife
Yeah, I want to make Doritos Locos Tacos my wife

I got a job with a PR firm up in NYC
Got my own corner office and a six-figure salary
The work was super easy and the hours were great
I’d always go home early after coming in late
And I figured that would be the best thing
That ever happened to me

But then I tried that Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell
And I stopped going to work so I could eat for a spell
And sure, I may have gotten fired but I don’t really care
‘Cause they’re a dollar forty-nine and I’ve got money to spare
Yeah, at that rate we’ll see how many I can cram down in there

How can one simple fast food item make me feel so complete?
Scientists combined the perfect chip
With something that can almost pass for taco meat
And every time I swallow one down, you know, I feel so alive
Who cares that I’ve had eighteen heart attacks at thirty-five?

I’ve seen the Great Wall of China and the Eiffel Tower
I’ve walked the pyramids and Stonehenge and I toured Babylon
And don’t get me wrong, all that stuff was okay
But looking back on it, they mostly got in the way
Of all the times I could have run for the border
And placed a whole ‘nother order
And woke up in a pile of wrappers on my lawn

I love Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell
They raised my serotonin level and helped my sense of smell
Though I’m completely stained orange now, I can never go back
I’d literally go down on anyone for just one more snack
Have you had the Doritos Locos Tacos from Taco Bell?
My entire life up until I had one was basically hell
And as far as I’m concerned, they’re the most perfect thing
Except for maybe those chicken fries from Burger King
Or this one other place I went to with these buffalo wings
Hey, could somebody call an ambulance? My arm kind of stings

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from Chosen People Adjacent, released August 2, 2019

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