If you dress like you're a Veteran but actually you're not
Then please fuck off and die
If the only thing you talk about is how much you smoke pot
Then please fuck off and die
If you're an adult Caucasian male
Who's growing out dreadlocks
If your go-to karaoke song is "Picture" by Kid Rock
If your write-in candidate is just a drawing of a cock
Then please fuck off and die, fuck off and die
If taking up three parking spots is your idea of fun
Then please fuck off and die
If you think McDonald's being bad is news to anyone
Then please fuck off and die
If you use a public toilet and you don't bother to flush
If you brush your teeth and brush your hair
But only use one brush
If you're at somebody's funeral
And you're playing Candy Crush
Then please fuck off and die
Fuck off and die, I'm not being wry
If you think that I'll change my mind then you must be high
Just die, you could at least try
Everybody would be better off if you would fuck off and die
If you're at Guitar Center playing "Stairway To Heaven"
If your very favorite hobby's finding children to abduct
If the only friend you've ever made is an AK-47
If the reason you hate Hitler is because his paintings sucked
If you drive without your seatbelt
‘Cause you don't like how it feels
Then please fuck off and die
If you voted Donald Trump 'cause you relate to his ideals
Then seriously, fuck off and die
If your blog is all about how you won't vaccinate your kids
If the domain for the website that you built ends with "dot biz"
If you say that you hate gluten
But you don't know what gluten is
Then please fuck off and die
Fuck off and die, I wish you'd comply
I hope that you get murdered by that El Chapo guy
Just die, you know damn well why
I'll wish and pray for all my days
That you get cancer of the AIDS
Or get left stranded on the moon
Or get sat on by Mama June
As long as by the end of it
The life's completely drained from your eye, oh yeah
So please, pretty fucking please fuck off and die
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