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Parody of "Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's (T. Higgenson)
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Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in New York City?
I’m a thousand miles away
And so you must be feeling shitty and ignored
Since I’m out on a global tour
I bet you’re bored
Hey there Delilah, I suppose it’s kind of funny
That I’m sitting in my penthouse
On a giant pile of money, and you’re not
Take a look at all the cash I’ve got
That’s kind of hot
Oh, I’m really into me
Oh, I’m flawless as can be
Oh, I’m perfect to a T
Oh, I’m emo royalty, go buy my CD
Hey there Delilah, hope you like these words adorning
All the melodies I’ve cranked out
That make underage girls horny in the crowd
Oh wait, did I say that out loud?
I’m awful proud
Hey there Delilah, I expect our love to blossom
‘Cause I know you’ve never dated anyone
So frickin’ awesome like I am
I’m flying to England and Japan
I am the man
Oh, I’m super into me
Oh, I’m famous you can see
Oh, I’m all kinds of trendy
Oh, and plus I’m on TV
Can you believe how weird it is
I’m popular for writing this?
I’m got a brand new lifestyle I can flaunt
My friends, they all say I’m insane
Because I’m rich and you’re just plain
And I can bang a model if I want
Delilah, I can clearly see
Why you would want to get with me
I’m handsome an immaculate and cool
And modest too
Hey there Delilah, guess it turns out I was wrong
Because you dumped me like twelve hours
After I released this song but that’s okay
I never liked you anyway
You’ll probably tell your friends I’m gay
But now that I’ve received airplay
I’m getting laid
Oh, you shouldn’t have messed with me
Oh, I’m a celebrity
Oh, I’m my own dynasty
Oh, I hope you get VD or an STD
Oh, oh, oh
Ow, that really burns
Holy fuck, ow, motherfucking shit
Cock all over my fucking
Oh Jesus, God it hurts
It hurts so bad
It's like my brain cells are gagging
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