Did I clean the furniture?
Did I clean the couch and the bed?
Did I remember to sweep the patio?
What if I forgot to mow the lawn?
What if I left the porch light off?
Did I paint the room the right color?
Is the lighting setting the right mood?
'Cause there are so many questions and far too much guessin'
About the way it's supposed to be
And it becomes such a terror with no room for error
When you're hosting an orgy, and I'm hosting an orgy
Woo hoo
Did I dust off the ceiling fan?
Did I vacuum the area rug?
Did I cover enough of the floor with tarps?
What if I don't check the guest list?
Do I have enough room for a plus one?
Is vanilla the right flavor for anal lubricant?
And did I buy enough Chex Mix?
'Cause there are so many questions and far too much guessin'
About the way it's supposed to be
And soon you're covering your house with KY and Sham-Wows
'Cause you're hosting an orgy, and I'm hosting an orgy
Should I set out the potpourri and condoms on the shelves?
Or the carrot sticks for the vegetarians
Or the people who like to insert vegetables into themselves?
'Cause there are so many questions and far too much guessin'
About the way it's supposed to be
Like are we BSDMing or naked night swimming
When I'm hosting an orgy
And I've been spraying Febreezes and praying to Jesus
That I don't catch an STD
It's hard to stain-guard the walls when you're shaving your balls
'Cause you're hosting an orgy, and I'm hosting an orgy
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