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Nation Of Tha Hermit

from Orgy Of One by Scott Gesser

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Salir afuera es por retrasos

Gonna get crunk, gonna get fucked up tonight
Me and my homies going lookin' for a fight
All the bitches tryin' to get in my ride
Wait, never mind, I'm staying inside
P-A-R-T-Y the fuck
Would I wanna go out and run amok?
I ain't no kinda gangbanger, not one of the tough kids
It's like they say, home is where my stuff is
Friday night, hangin' out alone
Quadruple-boltin' the door and turnin' off my phone
If misery loves company
Then there ain't no fool less miserable than me

Nation of tha hermit

Walk into the club like "What up?"
Just kidding, that would involve me actually going to a club
I ain't about to spend my money on a gin and tonic
I don't like taking pills and I'm allergic to chronic
And if you want to know what I look for in a lady
I'd take a woman who ain't been on a date since 1980
I would order us a pizza
But I don't want to have to interact with the delivery guy
I don't care about meeting no societal quota
The only cap I'm gonna pop is the one on my soda
Bro, I got to maintain
That if I didn't have to go to work
I'd never leave my house again

Let me tell you now, my future plans
Include cancelling my future plans
And playing a lot of Borderlands
'Cause I got so much time on my hands

I'm like a groundhog, only go out once a year
And if I see my shadow I'm'a run right back here
I'm a one man wolf pack here
Eatin' girl scout cookies and binge watching Top Gear
Ain't huntin' for pussy now
Except maybe the kind that goes "meow"
Cats chillin' all around my den
Lock myself into the bathroom
When I don't wanna hang out with them
Social circle? Naw, more like a social dot
Unless you count my set of battlebots
Otherwise I got a crew of me, myself and I
Gonna represent the nation of tha hermit 'til the day I die

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from Orgy Of One, released November 3, 2017

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