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Nebraska

from Orgy Of One by Scott Gesser

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Beyond the majestic tower of the Rockies
Where the great Missouri River stretches wide across the plain
There sits the 37th state that made our country's union great
And with it comes the following refrain

Oh, fuck you, Nebraska
Oh, you're the shittiest place I've ever found
And if I ever find one day that I'm on a plane headed your way
I'd rather crash that bitch into the ground

You're filled with violent thunder and tornadoes
And when those things aren't happening, you're just a plot of dirt
The only thing you've got to show
Is you're where to go to watch corn grow
Hey, good luck printing that shit on a shirt

Oh, screw you, Nebraska
Oh, you're super flat and fucked beyond repair
Well, Omaha's filled to the brim with Methodists and Lutherans
So Omaha-ll my Jew ass out of there

I tried to do some research about Nebraska
To see if something interesting might ever have occurred there
But I guess that all they've ever made
Is the Vise-Grip and red Kool-Aid
And even Lewis and Clark would barely drop a turd there

Oh, suck it, Nebraska
Oh, you almost make Montana seem okay
You might fit in with someone's needs
Assuming they like tumbleweeds
And living through five seasons in one day

So if you should wind up in Nebraska
Among the drifters and backwater hicks devoid of mental health
No scenery to greet the eye, it's where enjoyment goes to die
And if you find you like it, kill yourself
Kill yourself, mm-hmm

Oh, fuck off, Nebraska
Oh, I'm fed up with you thinking you're so great
I'd rather waste a whole year drinkin' bleach
Than spend an hour in Lincoln
Go to hell, you godforsaken state
Yes, rot in hell, you worthless fucking state

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from Orgy Of One, released November 3, 2017

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