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Poppin' Bottles

from Admiral Vanilla by Scott Gesser

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We poppin' bottles in the club tonight
We poppin' collars in the club tonight
We gettin' freaky in the club tonight
And everybody gonna feel all right

Tonight, everybody gonna have fun
And we won't stop 'til we see that rising sun
Tonight, everybody gonna have a ball
'Cause tonight, the club is filled
With white people wall to wall
We gonna drink that Pinot Grigio and Riesling wine
We gonna pump some Matchbox Twenty
And some Third Eye Blind
We gonna rock our wool-knit sweaters
And our argyle socks
And ain't nobody gonna make fun of our tiny cocks

'Cause we poppin' bottles in the club tonight
We jockin' bitches in the club tonight
We goin' crazy in the club tonight
And everybody in the club is white

Tonight, everybody gonna get buck wild
Eatin' sushi and drinkin' tea with chamomile
Tonight, everybody gonna show some skin
And talkin' 'bout how one day
They all gonna move to Oregon
We gonna show off all our Japanese symbol tattoos
We gon' tear up the dance floor
In our New Balance shoes
We gon' get valet parking for our Toyota Prius
And I can't stress enough, don't make fun of our penis

'Cause we poppin' bottles in the club tonight
We gettin' hot up in the club tonight
We'll sing along to "Afternoon Delight"
'Cause we're all seriously hecka-white

Girl, if you wanna get freaky with me on the floor
Then I'm'a get freaky witchu
But my Irish Catholic heritage
Doesn't make for very good dance moves
And girl, you look so fine in your thrift store dress
And if you wanna have awkward sex
Then we can get out of here
Pick up some Natty light beer on the way to my duplex

Tonight is 80's night and so is tomorrow night and
So is the night after that and then the night after that
So we'll be gettin' dirty while listening to Journey
And in tank tops and tube socks
We gonna tear the roof off

We poppin' bottles in the club tonight
We shakin' asses in the club tonight
And we don't care if you're a neophyte
'Cause we be usin' words like "neophyte"
We poppin' bottles in the club tonight
We poppin' collars in the club tonight
There ain't a lick of melanin in sight
And everybody gonna feel all right now

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from Admiral Vanilla, released November 5, 2013

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