Resting Face

from Admiral Vanilla by Scott Gesser

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She's a really nice girl
Has a great sense of humor
Drives a fuel-efficient vehicle and works for Nickelodeon
She's a total delight, volunteers at the hospital
And she's filling out forms to adopt a Cambodian

But no one's ever gonna understand or even get to know her
For no matter what she does their expectations only lower
Nothing she can say will ever change the way it is
Because her resting face makes her look like a bitch
Yeah, she looks like a bitch

She's an awesome girl, she's the head of the PTA
Always brings the refreshments which is rather endearing
She's extremely smart and she's always polite enough
But it's best not to look at her
'Cause she's never not sneering

And all of her attempts to make new friends
They're pretty much ignored
Since her appearance always lands somewhere
Between annoyed and bored
And no one really cares about how wonderful she is
Because her resting face makes her look like a bitch
Yeah, her resting face makes her look like a

She's eternally committed to one facial expression
It looks like she's had a couple dozen Botox injections
It makes no difference about her attitude or inflection
Her face could stop a clock
Or scare the mob or kill an erection
She's the visual equivalent of dubstep

She's got a look for radio
Her scowl could make a baby chunder
Every time she 's smiling people get jealous of Stevie Wonder
If she ever comes your way just dive into a ditch
Because her resting face makes her look like a bitch
Yeah, her resting face makes her look like a bitch
Her resting face makes her look
Like the very last shit that Ghandi took
Her resting face makes her look like a biotch

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from Admiral Vanilla, released November 5, 2013

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