You Can Do Anything

from Admiral Vanilla by Scott Gesser

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You can do anything if you put effort in it
The world is your oyster, the sky is the limit
But you can't find the clitoris
And you can't find the G-spot
And as far as you're concerned the vagina
Is just one big mystery spot

You can knock down walls if you try
You're the man of the hour
Your tenacity knows no bounds
There's no end to your mental power
But that spongy tissue beside the urethra
Is giving you a lot of trouble
And every time you search for the clitoral hood
You seem to only find shaving stubble

If you believe in yourself
There's not a single achievement that you can't do
But getting your girlfriend off
Is going to take a little bit more time for you
You've got to lift your head up high
And shoot for the stars as they float through the sky
Because that will hopefully distract you from
The fact that you can't make a woman come, yeah

You can do anything, you'll find out sooner or later
But if you want to give your lady any pleasure at all
You should probably just buy a vibrator
But don't you become discouraged
Don't let yourself get pissed
You can just join the ranks of all the men out there
Who don't believe that the G-spot exists
They don't believe that the G-spot exists
They don't believe in the clitoris
The female orgasm doesn't exist
And you can do anything except for this

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from Admiral Vanilla, released November 5, 2013

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