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My Horrible Year​-​End Medleys

by Scott Gesser

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So Much Time 03:55
Back in late 2001 Had a plan that seemed like a lot of fun Or at least a viable use of my day I was a regular New Year's Eve-r But that year I got stuck with an awful fever So I couldn't celebrate anyway I was bitter and angry and generally marred So I took out my McCartney ripoff guitar And to let out my aggression, I used it I said, "If I can't party with my friends Then I guess it makes just as much sense Just to rip into other people's music" For X number of years I've held back my tears Listening to these bands So I guess you could say I'm a guy with way Too much time on my hands Since then, it's become a yearly tradition My messed up form of an artistic vision To lambaste and swipe the musical curve It doesn't make a difference of genre or style 'Cause I'm always going the extra mile To make sure those songs get what they deserve If you're popular then you're dead meat I'll just back your vocals with an oom-pah beat And every year I'm just getting warmer Ill try my hand at that bubblegum crap And it's pretty awful when I try to rap 'Cause I'm whiter than the guy who sang "Informer" (A licky boom boom down) For X number of years, I've put my ass in gear For my dozens of fans I don't really feel bad even though I've had So much time on my hands Now I'm gonna solo I know it's hard to pick out this stuff But honestly, I can't get enough All the lack of cultured artists, I hate 'em I think it's fun to tear into their clout 'Cause what do you think they'd say if they found out Some Jewish punk from Jersey could replicate 'em? So I've taken a knife to my own social life And dropped other plans For this opus I've got, I've sacrificed a lot All that time on my hands Jeez, that was stupid


released May 8, 2020


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