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Fuck Off And Die III

by Scott Gesser

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If you think a woman’s job begins and ends with giving birth
Then please fuck off and die
If you marry someone that you hate because of their net worth
Then please fuck off and die
If you jog four miles a day but won’t return your shopping cart
If you know every single Sarah Palin speech by heart
If your resting face looks kind of like you’re holding in a fart
Then please fuck off and die, fuck off and die

If you make fun of OnlyFans but have eighty-five subscriptions
Then please fuck off and die
If what should have been your copay went to your Fortnite addiction
Then please fuck off and die
If you think ‘cause you’ve got money
You should be an astronaut
If you forget to pick up your kids
'Cause you’ve smoked too much pot
If everyone who’s ever met you needs a rabies shot
Then please fuck off and die

Fuck off and die, that’s still my war cry
It’s time to buy the biggest farm that money can buy
Just die, I don’t mean to pry
But it’d be a plus if you would kindly fuck off and die

If your bedbugs have bedbugs, if you say you’re a foodie
If you’re caught up in a scandal for canoodling with your dad
If you argue either way ‘bout Die Hard being a Christmas movie
If your TED talk’s all about how the NRA is not so bad

If you hike the rent until your tenant can’t afford to pay
Then please fuck off and die
If you drive a lifted Jeep then please fuck off and die
If you grab stuff with your bare hands when you’re at a salad bar
If pronouns make you angry but you’re not sure what they are
If you’re a stand-up comic and you’re playing a guitar
Then please fuck off and die

Fuck off and die, your end should be nigh
Get hit by a Mack truck or eat a poisoned pot pie
Just die, you ain’t got no alibi
Get shot out of a catapult or join a Waco, Texas cult
Or drink a gallon of propane, or get on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane
As long as you fade into the abyss
And never recarnify, oh yeah
So please, pretty goddamn please
Fuck off and die

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released December 29, 2023

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