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Fuck Off And Die

from Medium Pimpin' by Scott Gesser

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If you spend your every weekend
Wearing just a hooded sheet
Then please fuck off and die
If you say you're vegetarian except when you eat meat
Then please fuck off and die
If you try to name your children after inanimate objects
If you think that pulling out's the only way to have safe sex
If you've ever made a Facebook page
For someone else's pets
Then please fuck off and die
Fuck off and die

If the color of somebody's phone is meaningful to you
Then please fuck off and die
If you ever moved to Kansas and nobody forced you to
Then please fuck off and die
If trying to work a light switch leaves you feeling all perplexed
If your only friends are characters you made in Everquest
If we're riding in the same car and you're sending me a text
Then please fuck off and die

Fuck off and die, just say your goodbye
And go back to your seventeenth year of junior high
Just die, I don't want to lie
It'd make us so much happier if you would fuck off and die

If your first name is Richard and your last name is Santorum
If your DVR is nothing but When Animals Attack
If everything you've ever read
Begins, "Dear Penthouse Forum"
If you have anything nice to say regarding Nickelback

If you like to diddle little boys who show up at your parish
Then please fuck off and die
If you spend your days on a crusade
To try and ban gay marriage
Then please won't you fuck right off and die
If you're in a public bathroom and you're talking while you pee
If we're in a public bathroom and you interact with me
If the most you've gotten out of life is Hepatitis C
Then please fuck off and die

Fuck off and die, thanks for stopping by
Stop getting all your stupid in our water supply
Just die, I can't help but cry
I don't want to be unreasonable but if it would be feasible
I know that we'd be pleased with you
If you'd get a disease or two
And fall into a coffin
And then we should ship you off to Versailles
So please
Pretty, pretty please fuck off and die

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from Medium Pimpin', released September 22, 2015

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