I've never been so miserable in all my life
I'm going to snap any minute now
I've been tortured and pushed to a breaking point
Far worse than anyone in their right mind should allow
You see, I haven't eaten since this morning
And I need some fucking food
Maybe an hour ago it wasn't such a problem yet
But I have found as time has passed
That some kind of morsel or a snack is what I need
And if I don't get to eat soon
It's going to be somebody's ass
I'm going to act like an asshole all goddamn day
I'm going to bitch and complain 'til I get my way
And there ain't no man alive who can pacify me
'Cause this is what happens when I get hangry, yeah
Since no one seems to care about my hunger pangs
And no one feels like we have to rush
I guess no one will mind if I start crying like a colicky infant
And calling people names
That would make Samuel L. Jackson blush
I'm going to stick out my tongue and make raspberries
And I'll scream until I burst some capillaries
So unless someone takes the time to feed me
It'll only get worse as I grow more hangry, yeah
It's amazing the things you can get away with
As a fully-functioning adult
As long as you explain that all you've eaten today
Are some crackers and a packet of salt
You can treat people like shit
And they won't blame you one bit
Because they probably were once in your shoes
And they were willing to murder
Someone for just a frankfurter
'Cause when you say hello to hanger
You also say goodbye to your fuse
So now somebody better get me to a snack bar
Or I'll run some motherfuckers down with my car
And there's not a single jury that would convict me
'Cause all I'd have to say is that I got hangry
People walking on eggshells whenever I'm with 'em
I just wish that those shells had some fucking eggs in 'em
And when I finally get a decent meal inside me
Then we'll reset the clock until I get hangry again
It's only a matter of time before I'm hangry again
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